Hello this is me, Lady Lynda giving my perspective on the luncheon. Yes it was an excellent luncheon. That Herman Sherman certainly did prepare a most delightful luncheon for my distinguished etiquette colleage Auntie Carol and I. One thing we have in common is our unusual taste in men. No plebian males for us. One benefit of being in a relationship with an hermaphrodite you truly can enjoy the best of both worlds. A strong rugged man for he man , cave man sensuaility. Plus he’s a handyman, Mr Fixit domestically. Remember my essay on the perfect man. Conversely there’s literally the feminine side. The womanly half as it were. The part of Herman/Emma that Auntie Carol can hang out, shoot the breeze as they say as only two friendly women can. Please I say friendly as in friends. I don’t mean more than friends. Ooooh gasp is it possible that Auntie Carol is that way? Oh I’m not criticizing any life style. I’m just saying some lifestyles are in pragmatic terms more controversial than others. Hmmmmm if you get my drift. I just want to reassure my dear readers I am not condemning anybody or any group. Controversial doesn’t necessarily mean wrong.
Emma was dressed rather stylishly. Please Auntie Carol’s report on the luncheon on her exact outfit. It was truly smashing. orange leather and that exquisite rather revealing blouse. I wonder what material it was. The food was utterly scrumptious. Herman is superb chef. Emma was a charming host. He/she was a perfect host/hostess.
Personally I think that many may think that its terribly unusual me dating a toe fetishist. I’d like to point Auntie Carol’s lover. Her’s makes my beau Seymour Toze look like an ordindary, everyday Joe. By the way he’s not a foot, or shoe fetishist unless they are open toed shoes. Especially if they are spiked or stilettos. Sandals are a favorite too. Finally he found a profession that really fits him. Being a salesman and pedicurist truly makes his toes tap. He doesn’t mind at all toeing the line. He knows when to put his foot down when he needs to. Well as they say if the shoe fits. lol