This be Wanda Lust. I be sick of Auntie Carol who want me to be a nun or some shit. Or a secretary and sit on my damn ass all day smilin' like a fox in a hen house. The way it is now I gots to smile twenty minutes or so: then the John gits off and I be free. I aint no damn smilin' Bitch. I likes be'in a Ho' cuz' I is good at it. I aint 'fraid of no sickos 'cuz I be a good judge of character. That Auntie Carol just need a good lay. Maybe Santa gon' go up her chimney this Christmas.