Hello darlings. This is Lady Lynda with my society nicety tip.
I hope to make this a regular feature of this vitally important blog.
This society nicety tip is regarding a proper young woman and her gentleman friend at a social affair.
Whenever she is miffed with her gentleman friend she should resist the natural temptation to throw red wine at his shirt. I know this will be quite difficult. One must never act improperly. Instead you should throw white wine at him. It is much less conspicous and much more sophisticated.