Auntie Carol & Lady Lynda’s Guide for Marital
1) Be a good cook
2) Keep a clean house
3) Make love to him at least twice a week.
Anymore would be tiring.
4) Always turn out the light when making love.
He may not want to see your face, and you may be more than pleasingly plump.
5) Keep the children clean and have them at
the door to yell, “We love you, Daddy,” when he \
comes home from work.
6) Compliement him all the time & read the
newspaper so you can entertain him with
7) If you should find a SEX TOY amongst
his belongings, say nothing. Trhow it out
in the garbage wrapped in brown paper.
8) Always be sucking a dinner mint: he
may want to tongue kiss you.
9) Never nag & make him think everything is
10) Always be on your knees praying when he
comes in so he’ll know you are a good Christian