Hello I am Lady Lynda. I plan to be a regular contributor to this blog with Auntie Carol. A dear friend.
My inspiration for my part in this blog are the various David Letterman interviews with Paris Hilton. Once I saw her I immediately discovered my mission in life was to gently, with a proper genteel approach, help save our modern ladies from a life of improper. lewd behavior.
My inspiration for my part in this essential blog.
November 11, 2010 by auntiecarol69
I am the Black Orchid, silence yourself, Ye Old Hag,Lady Lynda. You are no better than shit to me. Young ladies should lie in the harsh warmth of mens arms, a sizzling embrace with the hot pink upsurge of their cocks. Do you think Your God would have invented pussies if he didn’t want women to use them? I think of lush, green valleys alive with viridian grasses and clover, the yellow wamth of the sun on bare skin. There is no sex in the grave, Ye Silly Bitch.
When a gentleman friend to his lady friend , compares his member to his well formed, smushy thigh, she should smile approvingly.
Black Orchid
You should get your mouth washed out with soap. I believe only the delicate scent of the finest quality English Lavender will be appropriate for you.