I am The Black Orchid from the planet of Euthanasia. I understand that is a bad word in your language. We worship the God, Eros, and I am three thousand years old and I am immortal. Avast ye, Ye Old Hag: I am forever young. One must eat persimmons as well as bananas if you receive my meaning. The love between two woman is a beautiful thing. You, on the other hand, could not get a woman, you dried up old cunt. That’s why you don’t want anyone else to have any fun!!! A pox on you! And fie on you,as well.
Auntie Carol says you are a Dastardly Dame. You try to corrupt the morals of today’s youth and as long as Lady Lynda and I are alive, and reasonably sane we shall foil your evil plan. A young lady must be pure in mind & body. Young ladies are the mothers of tomorrow and they must be virgins on their wedding night. Who wants used goods!
Hello my dears this is Lady Lynda.
I am most certain that the distinguished thespian Johnny Depp would be deeply greatful for any proper young lady saying “I’m marrying Johnny Depp.” I must say they have excellent taste too.