Lady Lynda & Auntie Carol are concerned with this Evil World & its Effect on Today’s Young Ladies. Most importantly, we are concerned with that Devilish Dervish, the Black Orchid, Purveyor of Lustful & Lewd Behavior. She is Evil Incarnate. There are two Cardinal Rules. (1) Always keep your legs crossed unless you see a wedding ring dangling from a man’s hand. (2) Never blow your nose on the linen tablecloth at a 5 Star Restaurant. Always carry a kerchief and tube of lipstick in your purse.