Like Madame de Maintenon, Louis XIV’s wife, said a woman must have wit. Here are some jewels to use at any social gathering, “Contrary Canary, My kharma ran over your dogma, This is an occasion for a Caucasian, You’ll feel awful if you eat a felafel, Never make an enemy of an anenome, Lass with an ass. There are many more but they have fled my mind. Never forget to be stupid, Cupid!
